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Yesterday I stumbled on a previously unheard of movie channel on my U-Verse cable, and came upon a movie lineup ingeniously titled “Movies that don’t suck”.  Bonus, I thought. Except that they were playing Broken Arrow.  You know, the one about missing nuclear weapons, starring John Travolta, Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis (and Howie LongContinueContinue reading “Movies that don’t (?) suck”

Administration Officials Announce New Economic Stimulus Plan: Increase Prediction of Snow StormsBy Jodi BeznoskaPosted January 20, 2011 – 5:30pmFederal officials today announced a sweeping economic stimulus plan based entirely on predictive weather models.”In partnership with television networks and grocery stores throughout the nation, we are pleased to announced this new program, unofficially dubbed “There’s NoContinueContinue reading “My Onion headline of the day”

Disclaimer – this entry isn’t funny, or even marginally amusing.  If you’re not in the mood, don’t read.  I won’t be offended.  Have you ever counted the number of people you meet, and then forget?  Or that you meet, think about fondly for a few moments and then forget?  There must be hundreds.  I sometimes catchContinueContinue reading “The people we meet”

Jeez.  7 days in NYC – I really should have paced myself better and spent some time blogging during the trip. Then I wouldn’t have cast my tired brain back over the craziness of our journey to the Big Apple, which began two Thursdays ago.Anyway, 6 of my colleagues and I spent a week (giveContinueContinue reading “Why didn’t I blog more last week????”

This year, I wish I could resolve to:Sleep until I want to wake up…every day.Cease all saving and increase my spending exponentially. Eat nothing but bagels, Thai food and pizza.Drive 10 miles above the speed limit…always…and see if I’m on time more.Always say what I think, no matter how snarky-New-England-sarcastic-inappropriate-guaranteed-to-get-me-fired the thought is.Buy a 100-acreContinueContinue reading “The New Year’s resolutions I wish I could make…”