I used to be a checkout clerk. For more years than I’d care to admit. Despite claims to the contrary, I did have a sense of humor about it. Honestly it would often get to the point where I’d laugh at the painfully un-funny just to relieve the boredom. So I was a little disappointed when the checkout girl didn’t share my humor at the following purchases:
A Smart Ones breakfast sandwich frozen meal
Skim Milk
A Quart of Chubby Hubby Ben & Jerry’s (fabulous) ice cream
Everything and a Racehorse 